うせろ! うせろ! うせろ!
Hola! Me llamo Patricia y yo soy la princesa mutante del espacio exterior!~
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☆☆☆FYI: I occasionally post content that is NSFW.☆☆☆
・’゜☆ kitten tits ☆’゜・
・’゜☆ Here is my personal blog with personal thoughts and deep personal feelings and photos of my personal face and of my personal life and all things that are personal to me personally. ☆’゜・
You can call me Patricia, if you please.
I’m a 25 year old f a t Chicana living in So Cal.
I mainly just like to eat sleep and cry.
I’m like a baby, an ugly one. (¬‿¬)
In short, I’m a magical alien, unicorn, sloth type of creature.
Pleased to meet you.
Here is a photo of my warped face:
+ Here is a link to more photos of my fug mug*.
+ Here is a photo of my dog in case you like dogs.
+ Here is a photo of my cat in case you like cats.
+ Here is a photo of my chewed gum collection in case you like chewed gum collections. (feel free to send me YOUR chewed up gum!)
+ Here is a link to my sisters Tumblr, in case you like things my sister posts on her Tumblr.
+ Here is a link back to your dashboard because I’m pretty sure you’re sick of me by now. Very tragic. ヽ（´ー｀）┌
If you’re still here I’d kindly like to suggest you scroll through my blog before following me (if you were even interested in following me) seeing as there may be something you find offensive and this will kind of avoid nasty messages in the future. Or maybe not… I don’t know.
If you’re still here & you’re already following me I’d like to say thank you. I don’t talk to most of you because NERVIOS!! But I kind of love all of you even if you don’t love me back. Thank you for following and if there is anything I can do to make you more comfortable say *my hand on your thigh* let me know I’d be happy to do that for you.
And if you’re still here & you speak Spanish quiero que sepas que yo hablo Español también! Mi Español no es 100% perfecto, pero si lo entiendo. My Spanglish is even better though.
* = all the ugly in the world
